For many years now, the author has maintained a 100% strike rate at achieving New Year’s resolutions. However, it wasn’t always this way. Like most people, the essayist has had his fair share of failures. His first attempt at a New Year’s resolution was in 1971, when at the age of 7, he unsuccessfully attempted to give up casting a shadow. He spent New Year’s Day out the front of his house: the unseasonably overcast conditions filling him with false hope. However, as soon as the streetlights flickered on, his dreams were dashed.
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